Clerk: "Would you like to round up your total with the difference going to finding a cure for breast cancer?"
Man: "I've got enough problems without having to worry about women."
Nice.
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About Me
- bex
- i'm a British ex-pat living in on Sauvie Island, in Oregon with my husband and three bad doggies. By day I'm the managing director of an ad agency. By night I roam the streets, fighting crime. Ok, not really. Oh, and I have/had breast cancer.
Later that night while watching the Playboy channel, a mini corn dog lodged in the man's throat and he died alone in his naugahyde recliner.
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